Back to School Jokes

Mom: How did you find school today?
Kid: I simply hopped off the bus - and there it was!

Kid: I think we need a new teacher!
Mom: Why is that?
Kid: Our teacher doesn't know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What does a snake learn in school?
Hiss tory.

Why was the candle flunking school?
Because it wasn't very bright!

Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it's full of problems!

Why did the computer scream?
Because it saw the mouse!

Why do baby goats know multiplication?
Because they're smart kids!

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back to school day!

Where do kids learn their ABCs?
At LMN-tary school!

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow.

Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know. They haven't taught us how to read yet!

Fred: I have the toughest teacher in the whole school.
Harry: How do you know that?
Fred: Last year he failed himself.